Hi and welcome to the 2nd version of The Closing Lower in as several days, the column that brought you this kind of mark-out moments as “KICK HIS F’N HEAD IN FOLEY!” and “BENOIT! BENOIT! BENOIT! BENOIT! BENOIT! OH MY GOD! BENOIT!” I’m blaming the alcohol and I am sticking to it!
Those kind folks at Sentanta Athletics requested us to kindly part with 15.99 GBP (14.99 GBP buying by remote) for the privilege of watching the Royal Rumble, and right after the current expectations of pay out-per-sights from Planet Wrestling Amusement some of us, such as me, had been questioning our generosity.
[Planet Tag Staff Championship]
Ric Aptitude & Batista vs. The Dudley Boyz
It turned out to be D’von who would take the plunge by way of the desk, was there really any question that a Dudley would not go via? Supplying Batista a couple of seconds to talk on the mic, as they walked down the aisle, was a wonderful concept. His mic perform is coming together just good.
This match was a typical group warm up match on a pay out-per-check out. Quick
Personally I would have knocked this feud on the head proper at the end of this tag team match, but being aware of The Dudley Boyz are the variety one particular experience tag staff in World Wrestling Amusement this is not going to come about any time soon.
I know that a whole lot of folks considered that this match was uninteresting, dire and dead through out, and they may have a position but the match did what it was questioned to do and that is warm up the group.
On a aspect note. Ric appeared like he hurt himself when the table smashed him in the confront.
Winner: Ric Aptitude & Batista
[WWE Cruiserweight Championship]
Rey Mysterio vs. Jamie Noble
Every match that was on the card, apart from the rumble and the Triple H/HBK match, had one thing in widespread, they had been all as well short. The common duration was about 8-10 minutes.
FCPX did not have time to unravel as it could of completed, just when it could have received fascinating the match was finished with a instead mundane vogue.
But there was one particular good factor to appear out of this dire match. Nidia “unintentionally” grabbed Noble’s leg as he arrived off the ropes. I have a emotion we might have witnessed the seeds getting sown for the eventual turn by Nidia on Jamie.